Josh, I've been happily married for almost 18yrs, so I wouldn't recognize a good pickup line if I heard it or not, but here are the top 10 (at least that I could think of off the top of my head
) Jeep Scrambler pickup lines that you should definitely NOT use!
Hey you remind me of my Scrambler!
Why?....
#10...because I'd like to play with you in the mud!
#9...because you need a body lift, too!
#8...because I'd like to slap some new rubber on you!
#7...because you are getting old and creaky!
#6...because you're probably gonna be a money pit, too!
#5...nice headlights!
#4...because I'd like to lock you up, too!
#3...because I'd like to take your top off!
#2...because you've got a big bed!
and the #1 Jeep Scrambler pickup line not to use is:
......because your tail is bigger than most!
All apologies to the rest of you folks on this board! Hopefully this doesn't overstep the family-oriented nature of the board! If so, Matt please delete this. Thanks!
