Join the navy and get stationed on a carrier. Once in a while when they send a carrier from the west coast to Hawaii they go out with no planes and the deck full of navy personnel personal vehicles. Then sell it for a small fortune.
Hawaii is actually pretty easy if you have the time for your Jeep to be in transit. I was stationed there for 6 years and shipped my STi back from the island in 2010 for just under a grand. There is a "space available" option for shipping which takes several weeks but is much cheaper. I believe my STi took just under 4 weeks to arrive from Oahu to Baltimore. I think we used: Matson
Watch out for HI vehicle laws....even though my vehicles were registered in Florida I still needed a HI state inspection and out of state registration. Commies.
I gave up looking when what I thought was an obscene amount of searching didn't turn one up, probably not going to try again. It was just a random late-night thought to have on there for SEMA to explain what I do with the Postal. Not too worried about it anymore
I assumed something like that would be next to trivial to find, but it was far from it.
In addition to wanting it small, I had no interest in having graphics like Jason's on each state, I just wanted a blank map with single colored stickers to fill in. I kind of assumed I'd easily be able to find one in any size with any color state stickers